*scratch scratch

My throat has been itching non-stop!!
Its so irritating that its making me cough! Not to mention, the coughing aggravates the pain and itchiness. Plus my head hurts from all the coughing :(
Why can't it just be inflamed and not itch?! I don't need a combo *sniffs
Its so difficult to fall asleep with the itching and coughing.
I wish I'd a rod that I could stick down my throat and I'll start scratching furiously!
I can't stand it anymore! Anyone want to trade in their good throat for a crappy one like mine? *hee

I miss the bass player *sobs